Ep. #207: Ron White's One Way Tour Bus Abduction
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2017
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Ron White abducts the Doug Stanhope tour in Georgia and it lasted for quite some time. Great party, plenty of stories and live music. Enjoy
Recorded April 24, 2017 in Georgia at Ron White's House with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Ron White (@Ron_White), Brett Erickson (@IBrettMyPants), Birdcloud (@BirdcloudUSA), Mishka (@MishkaShubaly), Jay Whitecotton (@Jay_Whitecotton), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
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Songs performed live on the podcast -
“Vodkasodaburg” & “Damn Dumb” by Birdcloud
“I Can't Remember When You Were Mine” by Mishka Shubaly
Closing song, "Party Time", by The Mattoid. Available on iTunes.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Till I was sober as the dead walking round the Williamsburg. |
| 0:12.0 | You know that you're a green-name, this play-fot is sober. |
| 0:20.0 | Violent drinking with a homo's in a safe and playing homo's birthday. |
| 0:30.0 | Look like one to me. |
| 0:36.0 | I got 25 bucks to blow in by kiss of the bird. |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, then five things, five of them are lonely in here. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, then I sent my vodka in my soda-cold line. |
| 0:58.0 | Don't put no bullshit strong into it. |
| 1:06.0 | And now it's starting to get right by kiss of the bird. |
| 1:14.0 | My brain is feeling smart to be wild. |
| 1:21.0 | Oh, I still got some food in the alcohol. |
| 1:30.0 | Everything is clear to me now. |
| 1:36.0 | Well, I've been a little romantic by kiss of the bird. |
| 1:44.0 | We are a self-drawn hopeless romantic. |
| 1:52.0 | You have gone above me, never drinking with me, great tart. |
| 2:00.0 | And I'll bet you're smoking and fell on it with a squirt. |
| 2:07.0 | And I went home with a bottle of vodka as a marital soul. |
| 2:14.0 | And that's why many were so bounding. |
| 2:19.0 | Oh, no, we love. |
| 2:33.0 | I threw up the rosy omppet to vodka so it worked. |
| 2:43.0 | All the fartiers are all paid by the hinders. |
| 2:49.0 | I was just trying to get my time. |
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