Welcome to Fat Mascara, hang in with us because this is just a morning of wackadle

do. Okay, we are live on the Zoom. This is, God, is it, I would say is Mercury in retrograde, but the world's basically been in retrograde since what, March 13th, I would date it date it okay so I'll be honest we recorded a whole

intro and I lost the whole damn thing wait pause for a second she's Jess I'm Jen

welcome to fat mascara okay if you're here you She's just, I'm Jen. Welcome to Fat Mass, Kara.

Okay, if you're here, you didn't just stumble on us by accident, okay?

So, guys, let's just jump right into it.

We've been up along with the at- team, thank you at will team. We had a

major, major guest but halfway around the world. So we've been up preparing Jen, can you

fill them in on what we just went through because I still have like

stress giggles I had stress nightmares last night I don't know if I even told you

this I thought I was in an orchestra and I was playing the triangle but I couldn't put my

triangle together and every time they asked me to ding it I couldn't ding it and I was

like this is a stress stream about technology in the age of Corona for sure

anyway so he logged on with this big guest.

It kept freezing.

I was like, I was waiting for the internet police to come

and just be like, woo, woo,

like pull us all over, everybody turn off your computers there's too much

shit happening wait is there is the subtext that nobody's in charge and nobody knows

what's going on it's just like let's just see what happens. But then I think to myself, you know, if this is the worst of our

problems right now, we're doing okay. Things are rough out there. We are thinking about you guys. We have so many listeners that are in the

health care industry I realized. We've been DMing us. Keep up the good work guys. Like we

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