This episode of Roderick on the line is brought to you by cards against humanity.

They were too busy watching the application keynote to write up any copy so, hey, just enjoy the show. Hello?

Hi John. Hi John.

Hi, Merlin.

How is Merlin? How is it going? Pretty good.

Pretty good.

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Boo. Boop.

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That telemetry. That was a little, yep. I'm just figuring out when to launch my rockets.

Oh man, they gave you rockets too. I get rockets. But you know what? I don't think I've ever known you to launch a rocket. It seems like you're keeping your powder dry as they used to say.

It's true. I was going through my stuff the other day and there was like a there was a couple of

ammo boxes buried in my closet and I was like what's in this these ammo boxes and I

opened them up and they're full of rockets.

Oh, see, this is, you're supposed to just get those to put your cassettes in.

Yeah, I know, I know, but I always put, I always put fireworks in them.

I used to have a big huge

ammo box you know one of those 50 caliber ammo boxes and uh... full fireworks and

I was out this is a long time ago i was out with a friend we were shooting off fireworks a long time ago. I was out with a friend. We were shooting off fireworks a long time ago. And he said

Put behind this childish things now. I was I was standing out there lighting off fireworks and my friend who was a little bit of a stinker if you know what I mean he was a little stinker all of a sudden he wasn't little he was a big guy but he was a little stinker and all of a sudden he says hey John oh no it

looks like there's something burning he was being complete he was trying to be

completely sincere and I looked back and there was smoke coming from my fireworks

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