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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep. #202: Doug After 50 pt.01

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2017

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

This episode is sponsored by BlueApron.com. Get you first 3 meals for FREE by signing up at BlueApron.com/STANHOPE (@blueapron)
Doug is back from the California and Reno dates just long enough to open mail and get drunk with Chad Shank, Tom Konopka, Floyd, Neighbor Dave and Chaille. He just tuned 50 and that's a win in his book.
Stanhope 2017 Tour Dates at http://www.dougstanhope.com/tour-dates/. Get on the Mailing List to get first crack at Future tickets. May 20th Doug Stanhope / Bert Kreischer LIVE SwapCast at the Royale in Bisbee is totally SOLD OUT.
Recorded Mar 29, 2017 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Tom Konopka (@RealTomKonopka), Floyd (@ArizonaLizards) & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille. Bartended by Ms. Tracey.
Here is that YouTube clip Doug was referring to with Richard Belzer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2hdS2h4ja0
Closing song, "The Only One Drinking Tonight", by Mishka Shubaly. Available at DougStanhope.com and on iTunes.
LINKS:
- Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/
- Tio Ceddy's Aqua Chiltepin - http://www.tioceddy.com/
- Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com/store

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of the Doug Stanhoe Podcast is sponsored by Blue Apron for less than $10 per meal.

0:05.8

Blue Apron delivers all of the ingredients to create home-cooked meals with simple, easy to follow directions.

0:11.8

Get your first three meals free at blueaprin.com slash stanhope.

0:16.8

That's blueaprin.com slash stanhope.

0:20.0

Blue Apron, a better way to cook.

0:25.6

That's not the Dan Ackwright's skull of Ackon.

0:27.7

No, no, that's scully.

0:29.7

It's scully though.

0:31.4

That's an absent.

0:33.2

I didn't write home-made job.

0:34.5

Oh, fuck, are you kidding me?

0:35.9

Oh shit.

0:36.9

It's not green.

0:37.9

That's very deceptive.

0:38.9

Will you be doing the looseness?

0:39.9

He said in the letter, yeah, usually it's green, mine's pink.

0:42.9

If you don't like it, go fuck yourself.

0:44.4

That's a feature.

0:45.4

That's a feature, not a mistake.

0:46.8

Yeah, no, that's heavy.

0:48.2

That's like a pink diamond.

0:49.3

He said the home bruise.

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