Hi and I am Jess.

Welcome to Fat Mascara. I'm Jen. And I am Jess.

Welcome to Fat Mascara. We are so happy to be with you in this time of darkness.

You are bringing the light though. Your eyeshadow is just like gleaming, silvery, beautiful.

I felt like it was a sign of respect, you know, like I'm going to get on a Google Hang with

Jen and our producer, Rachel, and I was like, I can't be like schlumpty dumpty just because you know we are in the land of horror I need to bring it

you're not schlumpty dumpy you look great well for you I put in a hair mask on my dry hair

but I thought that you were like doing a sleek shignon like you know you may be wearing just like a cool like little like knit Mark Jacob's tea

She's wearing this like cool like red and black knit like kind of

grungy T but you're having a god Eric says I look like Freddie Krueger whenever I

wear this shirt. No you look like Mark Jacobs like very like early 90s, but you have this very glamorous like slick

shignon. Okay, you look good on the outside. How are we feeling on the inside today?

Temperature check, daily temperature check. How are we feeling on the inside today? Temperature Check.

Daily Temperature Check.

It's, or weekly with our listeners.

Here we are in, what are they calling it now?

PC post Corona instead of, you know,

BC before Corona?

I think we're in it. We in Corona we're like I see in Corona era you know

honestly yesterday I face planted on my bed and cried for a good 20 minutes because I was just like what am I

doing with my life? I literally was questioning every career choice I've ever

made. I was like why didn't I become a social worker? Why didn't I become a doctor?

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