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🗓️ 22 March 2017
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:21.2 | You're getting a dogmark. You're in the green chair. |
0:25.8 | Pull the green chair up for him. So we don't have to do the whole lever. |
0:36.6 | Oh, yeah, yeah, it was sound check. Sound check. Sound check. Alright. |
0:42.0 | You're gonna project not really. |
0:46.2 | Pretend you're home team one. You would go. |
0:48.8 | I'm not a robot. I'm not a robot. We're good. |
1:01.8 | A brief history of dogmark. Fuck, this is all in the book. So I don't want to do all of this. |
1:09.8 | It's okay. Nobody reads your books. |
1:12.8 | I needed surgery. I put out on my website. I need surgery. I'll trade out to a surgeon as a joke for a free t-shirt and a DVD. |
1:26.8 | Turns out not all of my fans are fucking knock need misfits t-shirts black haired fucking angry young man. |
1:38.8 | Yeah. Well, yeah. So we meet Dr. Susie and Dr. Mark at the time. A couple. |
1:52.8 | A bit of strange at this point. Anyway, long story short. |
1:57.8 | Doc Mark is the reason bingo is not still in a fucking brain rehabilitation place where they would have milked her fucking Medicare forever and told her. |
2:11.8 | He was there when the helicopter landed. He was there till the end. He's the reason she got out early. |
2:19.8 | He's the reason that some fucking resident that went, oh, here's my report. Hey, student. No, you're fucking wrong. |
2:29.8 | And yeah, he was absolutely there every step of the moment because he is a friend of ours. The bingo went from where she was to where she is. |
2:45.8 | Otherwise, it would have been fucked up. So this Super Bowl is the Doc Mark Super Bowl presented by Doc Mark starring Doc Mark. |
3:01.8 | And yeah, the first thing we had to do when you got me the surgery of k-shirts, I don't know if I should name her in the book. |
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