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The What If? Podcast

Ep. #201 - What If You Were The WOAT?

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6668 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We're talking about some all-time worsts. We've got opera singers, restaurants in Boston, video games, and baseball teams. 

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0:00.0

I started at one, you started at three.

0:03.1

We met in the middle.

0:04.5

We met it two.

0:07.0

Wait, I started at three.

0:08.4

No, I started at go.

0:09.8

You started at one?

0:10.9

No, you were counting three to one.

0:12.7

I was counting one, two, three.

0:15.0

Oh, God.

0:15.6

For a second at work, though, we both said two at about the same time.

0:18.8

Well, now our audio is going to be three seconds off from each other.

0:23.6

Nothing will make sense.

0:25.1

I'll never fix it.

0:26.5

Fuck it.

0:28.3

Hey, you'll get the idea, guys.

0:31.4

You'll get the general idea of what's going on.

0:34.3

Yeah, our jokes might actually land better than normal.

0:36.4

Who knows?

0:37.2

Yeah.

0:37.8

It's called internet timing.

0:42.0

What's happening, buddy?

0:43.1

How's your ass?

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