Ep. 200: "There's No Anything"

Roderick on the Line

Merlin Mann

Self-help, Merlinmann, Thelongwinters, Johnroderick, Roderick, Winters, Long, The, Philosophy, Society & Culture, John, Merlin, Mann

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 106 minutes

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The Problem: A kid is an angle-working machine.

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0:17.0	Hello.
0:21.0	Hi John. I'm Merlin. How was it going?
0:25.0	Bont, I'm in. I cracked the encryption. Yes, you're in. I jacked into the matrix.
0:32.0	I can see into the internet now and it's raining code.
0:38.0	Yep, yep, I finally, yeah, it was raining green code but kind of slow.
0:42.0	But now, I got green code coming from all over the place.
0:44.0	Do you have a headset microphone on? Yes. Yeah, but it's big isn't it?
0:48.0	Yeah, I'm playing vigi games with it. Do you have a very large satellite phone?
0:54.4	Yeah, and I also got some synthetic meth
0:57.2	and some EDM.
0:59.6	That keeps you up all night.
1:01.6	HATs. Oh, I'm hacking, I'm hacking this. I'm hacking now. you up all night too. Hacks.
1:03.0	I'm hacking this, I'm hacking that.
1:05.0	Hac, hack, I'm always with the hacking with me.
1:08.0	Ah, you're just hackity, hackity.
1:10.0	Hacity.
1:11.0	Don't talk back. Hackity sacks.
1:17.0	That's the sound of me trying to get Comcast to work.
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