The Welcome to mates mates. Mike and Tom eat snacks. Michaeline Black, Tom

eat snacks. Michaeline Black, Tom Kavanaugh eating, eating snacks, for your pleasure.

Not for our pleasure.

We don't need to eat snacks.

We don't need to.

We could eat any number of things.

We could eat cabbage. Cabbage can be a snack. Oh don't don't

look at me like that. I have a bone to pick with you and it's not because of the

cabbage. Why?

Coming in today to Mates Worldwide Headquarters,

our producer Ian and I were just really all...

Twitter.

Now I'm, come on.

We're a Twitter over the possibility that you would announce that maybe you were a spokesman for a foodstuffs place and

and it turns out that maybe you're not you I thought we're going to walk in here going hey

Who wants free Taco Bell? What wait why would you think that? Because you as you know I am not much of a purveyor of the internet.

So news doesn't get to me.

I check my email twice a week and people find that maddening.

You however have a website, a g-mail account.

If you can believe it I do have a email account. You have you have a blog, you have albums on the internet, comedy albums, you have...

I spend a fair amount of time on the internet, I think is your point.

You play poker for 16 hours a day when the

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