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Ep. 2 - ROSS MY SALAD

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Cumulus Podcast Network

Comedy Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy, Film Interviews, Nutrition, Health & Fitness, Arts, Self-improvement, Food, Education

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Ross & Bethie play a brand new game all about salad - lettuce pray it all goes well. Plus - if you can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen because the duo has a major disagreement about the ultimate polarizing topic: Ambrosia. And, OMG, we have a hotline?!? That and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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New Epic eats banging barbecue from McCoy's. Fire up your taste but with a blend of

0:07.0

smoky, sweet and subtle spice. Epic flavor, epic crunch, epic eats, because only the real McCoy's tastes like the real McCoy's.

0:20.0

You know what happened to me last night? I had dinner with my husband, right? And I'm talking to him and I'm talking to the server. Oh, I got. I'm just engaged and quite charming. You know what I mean? Sure. Of course. I'm funny. I just presumed.

0:35.8

Smiling. So happy to be there. Then I excuse myself to go to the restroom. I gotta go. I gotta go,

0:40.8

I gotta go, I gotta go, T, I gotta go T, I gotta go teen go I'll be right back.

0:42.8

Then I say something funny every laughs.

0:45.0

And I go to the bathroom and I'm washing my hands and I look in the mirror and I have something in my tooth.

0:50.0

Oh my.

0:52.0

Why did nobody say anything? So I come back to the table and I'm like what's

0:57.6

going on because I'm sorry I love you honey but this not telling me is grounds for

1:01.9

divorce.

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I think he made the right call.

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Well, you're an idiot.

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Let's do this.

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Hello, I'm Ross Matthews.

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And I'm Ross's bestie since high school, Bethy Hungerford.

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And even though we live on opposite sides of the country, we talk on the phone every single day.

1:20.0

And what do we talk about most?

1:22.0

Food! Yes, food!

1:24.0

And you're a non-existent dating life.

1:26.0

Oh my God.

1:28.0

But mostly food.

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