It is Party Time Mom. Welcome to another episode. The Chad Braithers show in the

Mother's Show, which is Studio 22. The puppet master, Mark, is driving at the

helm, taking us into the Nether regions, which is the place we want to be at the

pub hot news Natalie party file. Steven, the mic dropped himself, Mike Ritland, the

man I'm afraid of. I read Clint Emerson's book, right kind of crazy and I'll

never see you as same way ever again. And then you told me about your diet about

how you eat nothing but meat. Most people don't see me the same way anymore.

It makes that story so much more relevant. I wasn't eating that way then. Yeah.

Yeah. It's mostly gummy bears and trisket speck. You just couldn't pass it. I was

all messed up. We were in Singapore of all places. And yeah, I end up getting a

Clint Emerson finger in Singapore. There's more of a fist. He said it took a

solid two fingers and they just brought the whole platoon in to watch. Yeah, I mean

both his hands were on my shoulder. And yeah, you got 15, 14 other guys watching.

That's beautiful. One guy like Clint Emerson is your medic and he writes a tell-all book.

I will say it will keep you from malingering. Yeah, you're absolutely going to be sick

if you go to him because he'll make you earn it. My Clint's probably listening right now.

The guy scares me. Yeah, he makes me nervous because he just doesn't care. I know it.

Just zero shit's given. Hey, is it a deal like if you know you're going to be a Navy seal

like as soon as you get out of buds, they pound the trident on your chest and then they

give you a book contract? Usually, yeah. They're a little tighter about it now, but yeah,

for most guys, if it's worth writing, they'll just still hook you right up.

Well, Clint's book is an easy read because 3, 4, 7 is redacted. So you just skip through the

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