Ep 183: Alien Abduction Stories
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David Flora
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2017
⏱️ 104 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by Field Notes Brand, USA made memo books and other products, including seasonal limited editions. |
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| 0:20.0 | Feeling a little extra terrestrial around the waistline is working out alien to you? |
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| 0:39.0 | Is it Blu-ray? |
| 0:41.0 | Irrelevant. |
| 0:42.0 | Just push play on the DVD and we'll take care of the rest. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, I'm covered in sweat. My muscles are sore and it's... |
| 0:51.0 | It's been two hours? |
| 0:53.0 | Where did the two hours go? |
| 0:55.0 | Same place as that spare tire. |
| 0:57.0 | But I was supposed to pick my kids up from school. |
| 1:00.0 | The A Doctor Fitness System. |
| 1:01.0 | Surgically implanted biomedical sensors monitor your progress. |
| 1:06.0 | When did that happen? |
| 1:08.0 | Why does my head hurt so much? |
| 1:10.0 | That headache lets you know it's working. |
| 1:12.0 | The nose lead also lets you know it's working. The nose lead also lets you know it's working. |
| 1:14.0 | What's this bump on my neck? |
| 1:15.0 | Probably a new muscle. |
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