0:00.0	Well, you can't trust County.
0:21.9	See everyone, I'm drinking water.
0:24.1	I'm drinking water.
0:25.5	Mountain Valley, if you want to give us some brand deal.
0:28.0	A mineral water.
0:29.5	Can I tell you?
0:30.7	Mountain Valley's coming to knock.
0:33.5	Now, Sprite Zero, baby.
0:35.1	You know, you can call any time.
0:37.3	What is so funny about this, though, is that I have to be so honest, this was accidentally
0:42.1	delivered to our house.
0:43.7	A whole huge case of this, like, nice ass, excuse me, 28 seconds.
0:49.8	We don't, we don't bleep ass, it's fine.
0:51.7	We don't?
0:52.4	Okay, good.
0:53.3	We don't bleep ass, creepers. We don't? Okay. Good. We don't believe bass, creepers.
0:56.8	But I was like, oh, perfect. And then I tasted it. I was like, wow, this is like some of the best water I've ever had.
1:02.4	So it was accidentally delivered to your house?
1:04.6	It was actually, I put in a delivery because sometimes I'm lazy and I'll do a delivery from the Wegmans.
1:10.2	It's like out in Maryland. And they just happened to, I guess, accidentally deliver this.
1:16.7	I got to do this off camera.
1:18.6	No, no, no, they loved it last time when you had the jug.
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