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And boy, he's Jenny, I've got the lipstick. He's got a smear of lard on your lips.

Oh, I can't believe it. That's what it's made from. Lips are, you know, it's boiled down

pig blubber. Yeah, that's what it is made from. It's made from a smear. You just mean

that. This pig secretions sit pig secretions on your lips because those babies with

your pig secreted lips. Well, you know, we're recording this on the 30th of November.

Do you do that? I think it's, is it the last day of November? It seems. Yes, 30 days

of November. It's Advent calendar day tomorrow. Next week. Do you have put some sleigh bells

on our theme tune? That's what we did. Oh, we tell, we tell date. Bit early. Bit early.

What a nice week. What date will it be next week? I think next week or the week after

might be ten years. Okay. Okay. Let's not be too serious. Previous. Previous. I love

that phrase. Have you got an Advent calendar, by the way, in your life?

No, I haven't. Should we use? No. No, but I think I mean, only very recently stopped

buying them for the girls. I mean, you know, 33 and 31 years old. They're taking it. And

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