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The Flop House

Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2015

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Will the guys who liked Speed Racer also enjoy the Wachowski sibling's most recent critical flop, Jupiter Ascending? Meanwhile Elliott debuts his new bumper sticker, Dan boringly digresses about The Three Investigators, and Stuart explains why, when incarcerating someone, you should really take their rocket boots.Movies recommended in this episode:CreepFlash GordonBarbarellaThe Visitor

Transcript

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0:00.0

And I we watched Jupiter ascending the story of a dogman and a lady who loved him spoiler alert they fall in love

0:08.9

And she controls bees

0:30.0

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. Hey guys, it's me Stuart that guy from the flop house and

0:46.6

Your last name Wellington

0:48.6

And it's me Elliot Kaylen von Vivant man about town star of stage screen and screen stage

0:56.7

Stuart I enjoyed that you and identified yourself from the thing that I'm listening to right now you might remember me from such podcasts as

1:05.0

This one I channeled downloaded channels. I'm Troy McClure there the flop house. I'm Stuart Wellington parentheses the flop house

1:13.0

And that many credits guys

1:15.4

That's yeah, how are you gonna buy how are you gonna buy stuff at the star one?

1:19.4

I don't know I'll have to I don't melt a hundred people down into a brick of space to use yeah to have your youth liquid to exchange from moon bucks mm-hmm

1:32.4

Well, thanks for the primer on big change rates in space for the battery emulsion or whatever they call it

1:38.9

The battery emulsion this will make sense later folks Dan explain what this podcast does this podcast comes out of your music player

1:47.4

Functionally what it does is we talk about a bad movie

1:52.2

Functionally what it does is gives you some to listen to while you're cleaning your house sure

1:57.3

Or filing a tax return. Yeah on the subway

2:02.0

Jogging file a tax return on the subway. That's sensitive information if you have a nonsense fetish and you need something yeah, I was thinking about the same thing

2:13.4

So we're brothers in stupid version. Yeah, stupid version would be a pretty funny movie

2:21.0

It's like a dumb and dumb or porno. Yeah, there's a guy who's like real like really into clown shoes

2:26.6

He's got a clown

2:28.6

They're just dumb perversions. Yeah, not clowns just the shoes fleas

2:33.0

I guess that's better than just dumb guys who are perfect because I think a lot of the internet's filled with those guys

2:38.0

Yeah, I'm really into sea anemones that have been dipped in red paint

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