Hey everybody it's fat mascara I'm

it's fat mascara I'm Jen I'm Jess I just have to tell you I'm fresh off a plane

from Berlin.

You look good because I got an email from John last night like 1230 or something crazy.

I was sound asleep and you said I'll see you at work tomorrow.

But time you got home must have been like 2, 2 30 or something?

I know and then literally all I

did this is why I'm feeling a little weird I went and then I had I didn't know

what to eat because you know when you're like your meal times are off oh yeah so I had

deviled eggs in a glass of white wine.

That's disgusting.

I'm not about like a deviled egg.

Let me tell you it was the wrong decision.

That is so gross.

On my like gassy like plain belly.

He had like software.

I was like let me just eat these devil.

But first how did you, where did the hell did you find a devil like that's like party food?

You don't make that for yourself.

I was like between appointments to come here and cook shop was on the way.

I thought that it was like at home you got home, you threw your luggage down and you were like...

No no no I looked at a menu and made this choice. That's disgusting. It was a poor decision. Slippery,

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