Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey. Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from his past, and we include perhaps our best outtakes ever.Movies recommended in this episode:What We Do in the ShadowsLucyDownhill Racer

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0:00.0	On this episode we subject ourselves to the pain and punishment of 50 shades of grey.
0:31.0	Hey everyone it's the flop house I'm Dan McCoy. Yeah we are we are the flop house and I'm
0:38.9	Stuart Wellington and I complete the trio of flavors known as the flop house Elliot Kale and
0:44.1	the Mia Poleton ice cream that is the flop house from a nap on me I call chocolate.
0:47.8	I'll be vanilla and yeah how gracious of you to take the one everyone knew you were gonna be.
0:54.6	I mean I know that our connotations but I just don't want to get stuck with strawberry.
1:00.2	Strawberry strawberry strawberry strawberry. Okay I'll take it.
1:07.2	Okay so what do we do on this ice cream based podcast?
1:10.4	This is a podcast where we watch a bad movie and then for the enjoyment of your ears we
1:15.9	talk about it. And maybe unless you're one of those people who listens by putting
1:20.7	something against their jaw and feeling the vibrations.
1:23.5	Sinisthesia or that's not what that means.
1:26.4	Perhaps like the people in this movie we watched you wrap the earbuds tightly around your
1:32.2	genitals. I don't remember anyone wrapping it.
1:35.2	It's called rap music and it's catching on in a big way.
1:39.9	I tried this rap music and I did it.
1:41.6	We got a trillions.
1:43.0	Whatever grandma.
1:46.7	So this is what I thought all grandma's were rap and gram.
1:51.1	The rap and granny actually passed away recently.
1:53.8	There's more than one.
1:56.0	In our hearts there's only one from Billy.
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