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Well, now that we get a No King's protest every few months, it's easy to come to the conclusion

that there's no reason to cover these demonstrations anymore. By now,

we're all familiar with the routine. Bored, old people see these protests as an excuse to get out

of the house or the nursing home in many cases, all while feeling like they're mounting a heroic

defense against fascism. And young people, to the extent that they show up at all, collectively

make a strong case for reopening the asylums, abolishing public schools, and enforcing the Communist Control Act.

For lack of a better term, these protests are freak shows, the modern day equivalent of those old traveling circuses that put the most damage, disabled, and otherwise dysfunctional people on full display.

And like the freak shows of old,

these No Kings protests, which turned into riots in some cases, are well funded. They're a whole

industry, as we'll discuss in a moment. But before we get into the sources of that funding and why

it's a serious problem, we have to begin with a note of optimism. After you see the footage of

these protests, there's

simply no other way to say it. God has blessed us with truly pathetic and embarrassing enemies.

The activists who want to destroy Western civilization aren't even capable of putting on a single

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