Ep. #173 - What If A UFO Stole Your Pants?

The What If? Podcast

Spencer Wirth-Davis & Ryan Kopperud

Society & Culture

4.6 • 668 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Robert Taylor saw a UFO. It tried to take his pants. A guy named Malcolm now owns those pants.

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0:00.0	Hi, Ryan.
0:07.8	Hey, man.
0:10.2	What's haughtnin' in with you?
0:12.0	What's had you in?
0:13.8	How are you?
0:14.8	You know what?
0:15.8	I'm pretty good.
0:17.6	That seems like about all we can ask for right now.
0:20.8	I feel like pretty good is pretty good, you know?
0:23.9	Yeah, yeah.
0:24.8	We'll take it.
0:25.4	There's, you know, I think today is the first day that I just sort of embraced.
0:33.5	Fook it, brough.
0:34.3	Fook it, brov.
0:35.5	It is what it is, brov.
0:37.6	It's all fuked anyhow. Exactly. It's all fuked anyhow.
0:39.2	Exactly.
0:40.4	It's all fooked anyhow.
0:41.3	We might as well have some fun while we're fuked.
0:43.9	I think the moment for me was when I was scream singing under the sea into Instagram
0:49.7	live for 23 people last night and having the time of my life.
0:53.2	And my wife texted me that whatever the fuck I was doing, woke up our dog.
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