Ep 17 | Remembering 9/11, RIP Sick Hillary, Longest Tongue

Matt Christiansen Live

Matt Christiansen

News:news Commentary, News Commentary, News, Politics

4.8 • 587 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week it's just the two of us remembering our 9/11 experiences, discussing Hillary's health, lamenting Gary Johnson, and cringing at the world's longest tongue! Support the show and help us make it better! Become a Patron: www.patreon.com/beautyandthebeta Make a one-time contribution on PayPal: www.paypal.me/beautyandthebeta The "Here Without Harambe" outro song: youtu.be/3rc5yKbGHOY Items referenced Occidental 9/11 memorial vandalized (Refined Right): bit.ly/2cd0Ppy "The Deplorables:" youtu.be/JNgIrfbgqnY Hillary coughing in Cleveland: youtu.be/Ld-yRgZL-8Y Hillary collapsing at Ground Zero 9/11 memorial: bit.ly/2cd2US9 Can we just stop talking about Hillary Clinton’s health now? wapo.st/2cd30ct Hillary Clinton’s health just became a real issue in the presidential campaign wapo.st/2cd2awi Doctor statement on Hillary: nyti.ms/2cd2nQe Hillary Clinton’s 9/11 Health Scare Fails to Reach Twitter Trends bit.ly/2cd2rPU Gary Johnson on illegal immigrants: youtu.be/-xlmU9LvtAs Gary Johnson "what is Aleppo?" youtu.be/fOT_BoGpCn4 Tongue video: youtu.be/kAMPqbxivUs Blonde's channel: bit.ly/23RrR3z Blonde's Twitter: bit.ly/23RrQwC skagg's Twitter: bit.ly/23RrR3A Email the show: beautyandthebeta@gmail.com Thumbnail art by SugarTits bit.ly/1Tsgboc Beauty & the Beta on demand: bit.ly/1TUcepj Listen on iTunes: apple.co/23YM9rM Listen on Soundcloud: bit.ly/1TUce8E Listen on Stitcher: bit.ly/1TlubhE Listen on Podbean: bit.ly/1TUcnJ8

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0:12.0	And a white female too.
0:14.0	Saving the millennial generation in weekly installments.
0:18.0	Live from a castle tower and his mother's basement.
0:22.4	This is Beauty and the Beta.
0:26.9	And we will make America great again.
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0:42.2	Ask anyone.
0:43.7	That's what we're going to write on Hillary's Tombstone, anyway.
0:47.2	Are you ready for President Tim Kane?
0:50.0	This is Beauty in the Beta.
0:53.2	My name is Matt.
0:54.0	You know me by my YouTube moniker Skag 3, despite what blonde will tell you in the show notes.
0:58.5	It's not true.
1:00.0	Keep that private.
1:01.1	I am flanked on my right.
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