Hello and welcome to episode 164 of what most people think.

Jeff is back in the country, the weekend I went to a family wedding in the south of…

Was it in the south?

I don't even know where it was in France.

I flew to an airport, someone drove me to a place, it was definitely French.

I could tell that by the hand gestures and the amount of bread and cheese.

And that sounds incredibly stereotypical, but it is actually true.

And I was the celebrant of my sister's wedding.

I've got to say, man, I think that there is an industry in there.

I don't have to do any qualifications or anything, but the ego that goes with marrying two people.

I was straight away, I was talking like, you know, the Vicar in the Simpsons, we're gathered here today

to join in matrimony, holy and forced, radden, hellfire and damn, I didn't say hellfire and damn nation.

But, I mean, there is that incredible thing about weddings, isn't there?

Like, obviously women have a lot of stress, a hell of a lot of stress about what they're going to wear,

how they're going to prepare, you know, free choices of outfits, all this stuff.

But in fairness, the payoff to that is that they might wear an outfit that people will remember for all time.

Oh my God, you meant that dress you wore with the bodice and the lace back.

You know, but women will remember that shit as a man.

I don't know anybody, they go, ah, Jeff, do you remember that suit that you wore for that wedding

that was the suit that you were wearing during that three-year period, generally, for all formal events?

Ah, you look so, I mean, the best you can get as a man is that someone will say,

oh, you look smart, that's it, you look smart, you scrub that well, you scrub that well.

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