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Ep 160: Bert Kreischer funny as F

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2019

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

This episode sponsored by our new sponsor Blue Chew.  Go to www.bluechew.com to try it for free!  Promo code: Opie The hilarious Bert Kreischer joins Opie, Sherrod Small and Carl Ruiz for an outrageously funny episode.  The Rock, Anthony Weiner, Bert's bee stung penis, tickle parties, 5lb pound weights on the balls, down blossing, cancel christmas, firing the maid, f'd out of a bunk bed, Joey Diaz doses Bert's dad and much more including  Dr. Steve talking crazy medical stuff! Twitter and Instagram - OpieRadio Bert Kreischen on tour! Get tickets here: http://bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour Opie Merch including #ruizing shirts and hats - www.opieradio.com Join the pod squad - https://www.facebook.com/groups/2301619730059620/?source_id=203464439683109

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0:00.0

This episode of the OP radio podcast is sponsored by bluechu.com. That's blue like the color blue.

0:08.0

Again, that's bluechu.com. B-L-U-E-Chu.com. Bluechu.com. Promocoat OP tried for free.

0:18.1

It's for your PP. Sorry for the lame announcer voice, but at this moment in time, the OP radio

0:24.3

podcast cannot afford a professional announcer now on with the show. Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.

0:39.6

Oh, I like that one. Kid Cuddy doing surfing. Yeah, that's a good song, man.

0:43.9

Yeah, Forels on that track. Did he get rid of all his tattoos? Huh?

0:47.2

Did he get rid of all of his tattoos? Cool for real? Yeah, he got them all blanced off.

0:51.0

Really? Yeah, so I heard. What's that all about?

0:53.2

I don't know. He made him, he felt that there was a big mistake, so he got, he got, he's brand new again.

0:57.8

But does it look good when you get rid of your tattoos or, or that you could still kind of see him

1:02.2

or is the skin all fucked up from getting black? No, he's black. I think he just filled him in.

1:05.3

What?

1:08.4

Wait a minute. I don't think that's the sign, but bird christian.

1:23.7

Bird christian.

1:35.0

Bird christian is in studio, he's lost 35, 40 pounds.

1:40.1

He has no beard.

1:42.8

Fucking sell out.

1:43.8

When so fucked up, he comes to the door, I go, bird, I feel like it was yesterday,

1:47.2

you were here with your shirt off and we were trying to get Bon Jovi in the studio.

1:50.2

Yes.

1:51.6

She says you got to hold on to what we've got.

1:52.6

It doesn't make a difference if we like it or not.

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