Oh yeah, it's party time mom. You know what time it is. It's always party time in the

mothership with your studio. 22 welcome to another episode of the chat break the show

hanging out here with all the family, not the least of which is the guy who drives this

vehicle into the cyber regions, which is the puppet master Mark Tate. Look at you with

those headphones on. Oh handsome and beautiful and sexy and oh Mark. Oh Mark. You know, I

think my mom has a crush on you, Mark. You know why she likes the strong silent type.

Don't say anything and ruin it. Okay. Candice, the queen of the Ethiopians sitting over

there keeping Mark straight. She is the filter for all things that are my brain and every

thought that I have. You know, she's quiet. Everybody's like she's so sweet and innocent.

I'm like now all the dirty stuff I think and say comes from her. Yeah, let me ask you

a question, Candice. Do your parents watch this show? They do. They do. Yeah. I apologize.

I apologize right now. Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Ortiz forever referring to you as being Ethiopians.

Not that there's anything wrong with being Ethiopians. I love them. God bless them. But

I just know you aren't one. Y'all are like Venezuela or something. Not even close. We don't

even know where she's from. But you know, again, 23 in me. Let me ask you a question because

I know you're from somewhere down south. No, it's your house. When you wipe your butt,

y'all put it in the toilet or do you put the paper like in the corner? I'm sure that

those Mexican restaurants, what the hell is wrong with people? I'm shutting this down.

I'm turning all the recording devices off and we're going home. No, you're not. No, no,

Mexicans don't quit early. Listen to me, Candice. Listen to me. Stop wiping your ass and

put it in the corner of the stall, dude. If you're a Mexican, I understand that you don't

have close septic systems with a lot of power down there in your country and you're used

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