Ep 159: PREQUEL Sudafed dick

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Hanging with Carl Ruiz and Sherrod Small laughing our asses off. How to get the good stuff at a Chinese restaurant. Sudafed makes it floppy and sad. Chuck Berry is a bad bad boy! Carl is embarrassed in front of Tom Brady! Opie the bookie and much much more. Twitter - @OpieRadio Instagram - OpieRadio Join the podsquad - https://www.facebook.com/groups/2301619730059620/ Merch - www.opieradio.com

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0:00.0	Have you ever gone to a Chinese restaurant, OP?
0:02.3	And you look at the menu, and then you see a table of Chinese people, and it looks like they're having a fucking feast.
0:07.6	And you're like, that's not on the fucking menu.
0:09.6	Same thing with sushi.
0:10.7	Yeah, but I'm gonna have a whole bottom shelf of delicious.
0:13.2	Yeah, but when I walk in, I mean, with the flannel and the fucking space books,
0:17.8	you can walk in with your own cheeseburger.
0:20.0	Yeah, I break out the dim sum.
0:22.8	Two glasses of tank coming right up.
0:24.6	It's a guy, but he's must have been camping.
0:32.6	You gotta walk in like you're being blinded by the sun, and then they take out the good stuff.
0:38.2	Oh, what the fuck?
0:40.2	Just a fancy way of being racist.
0:46.2	Oh, there's a reason you face it.
0:50.6	Karen here?
0:52.6	Karen's probably not in the same store.
0:56.6	If you walk in like you're about to sneeze.
1:03.8	They're gonna break out the good stuff from the back.
1:19.8	I can't even hear you guys.
1:31.8	I've been six since the last time we did radio together.
1:37.8	So everyone had a nice three day weekend, and I was just laying in fucking bed.
1:43.8	Yeah, this is what Dr. King wanted.
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