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I'm your host, Christina Peece. I'm really fucking spaced out today, man. What is happening? We got a sick toddler in the house. Everyone's coming down with the goddamn toddler sickness. That's how it goes. And we're just...

I'm on my head as so far as my butt anyways. Let's get to some business before we start today's episode. Firstly, thank you to everybody who came to see me at the ice house. It was, but, NANAS! I can't even tell you how fun it was. I sold out two shows. We added a 10 o'clock and it sold out very quickly. And I can't even... I just got the chills. I can't even begin to convey my absolute joy.

Really because after 14 years of performing for people who are just trying to eat their steak, it's a real treasure to perform for people who enjoy it. It's just to willingly be there. Got it, really makes all the difference in the whole world, doesn't it? Just people who want to see you.

So thank you very much. And the train moves along. February 2nd, 3rd Salt Lake City, Utah-wise guys, Comedy Club, February 23rd, One Night, One Show, Calusa Casino, and Calusa, California, March 30th, and 31st, Portland, Oregon, at the Helium Comedy Club. And that one looks like it's selling pretty quickly too. So if you want to come see me, go to Christina Pee online.

And get those tickets now because it is going. It's the train has left the station. Okay. I'm so inspired today. I've been... It's embarrassing. But you know, I follow everybody on Instagram. I love Instagram. You know that. And I recently fallen down the Cardi B rabbit hole. I know.

And if you don't know who Cardi B is, I didn't either because I'm 41 years old and a mother and I don't have time for anything cool. But wow, I know at first I was like, not so sure. And guess what? This morning, guess what? This morning, I woke up singing this chant.

This is a little bitch. You can fuck with me if you wanted to. This is expensive. This is bad, but I'm a Jesus blood issue.

I can get on both. I don't want to choose and I'm quick. Cutting it all so don't get comfortable. Look. I don't dance now. I make money move. Say I don't got it then. I make money move. If I see you now, speak. That means I don't fuck with you. I'm a boss who I work a bitch.

I make blood move. I see sexy. Go do what I want. Let's find out. Call it be. You know where I'm at. You know where I be. You win the club.

It's your party. I'm dead. I get paid a fee. I be in the nothing. Dance so much. I know they got me honestly. Don't give a fuck about who it's behind me.

Try to mix six or six months. What bitch breaking this heart is me. I don't bother with these holes. Don't let these holes bother me.

They see pictures. They say both. Bitch, I'm who they trying to be. Look. I might just fill in some bags. I might just show it to boo. I might just fill in your bag. My pussy feel like a leg. He want to swim in his face. I'm like okay. I let him get what he want. He bought me insulin.

He said I want a new whip. Renekton, Benson, the hoist. I got the truck in the front. I'm the hottest singer. She know you.

Polly heard of me. Got a bag and fix my teeth. Hope you hold no ring. She and I pay my mama bills. I ain't got no time to touch.

Think these holes be mad at me. They baby. Father. Run or fail. They love bitch. You can fuck with me. If you wanted to, these expensive.

Jesus bad, but if Jesus blood is used, I can get them both. I don't want to choose. And I'm quick. Cutting them all. So don't get comfortable.

Look. I don't dance now. I make money move. Say I don't got a dance. I make money move. What if I see you now? Speak. That means I don't fuck with you. I'm a boss who I work with bitch.

I make blood move. You a pussy. You get pop. You a goofy. You a bitch. You come on. I'm out. I can't hang on.

Oh, there you go. This song is like, but my head is so funny. I first listened to it. And I was like, nope. What is this dumb shit? Right?

And then you're like, this woman is selling so much music right now. She's like breaking record. She's got three hits on the top 100. It's bananas. It's been in.

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