I'm not singing along today. You've lost what? I can't hear you. I'm saying I'm not

singing along today. No, you're not singing along. You're not doing anything. You don't

have to do anything to do. You just lie there on the floor and breathe into your microphone

very easily. If you have to stop, you have to stop. We'll just tell everybody. Judith's not

well. Judith's, I mean, it's the weirdest thing, but you and I, Judith, have not had COVID

for two years. I know. And it's got me. I've got it. I've got it. I mean, you are, honestly,

the last woman's standing, aren't you? For more or less, you know, I mean, it's very

odd. It's as if I'm moving around the country and I'm just dodging it. I mean, at the

moment, I mean, don't, don't laugh, darling. I mean, I'm really not that funny. I really

am not. I'm staying in a golfing hotel just outside of Hexham, your old home town of Hexham.

I know exactly where you're staying. Yes, I know. The hotel. Because you used to take the

girls here. Didn't you used to bring the girls here when they were little for treat swimming

because it's kind of like, it's a good pool, but they're kind of over-enemented with sort

of rocks and things like that in four mazes. I've forgotten about that. That's why the girls

would have loved it because when you were little, it would have looked like waterfalls and

really a sighting and a little slide or something. Oh, no, they're not really a slide.

I'm not having a fucking slide. I'm not going to pools with slides. I don't know. If there

was a slum, they'd dismantle it. They're my, but there's tartan. I've got a feeling there's

a lot of tartan. Yes, it's quite a lot of tartan. It's another hotel. We're not mentioning

it by name because it's sort of doing its best, but it's another hotel that I think has

been hit by COVID and needs quite a lot of money spending on it. Nobody's got the money and

anyway, but it's, I've got a very comfortable room and it's very big and I've got a view

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