Yes

We're ready. Oh, do you remember this tune? Do you remember this?

Do you remember when it was number one in the hit parade?

The one we always ruined. Do you remember when we were on top of the pops dancing to this?

Do you remember that? Do you eat our hot pants?

No, I know. I know what you mean. I've never been a hot pant. I never suited hot pants.

Were you putting a hot pant, Judith? No, it wasn't my terrible knees, because my terrible knees,

because my father's knee. I haven't got great legs. No, no, no.

No, I was. Yeah, you've always had a good leg. I think I had a pair and you had a red corduroy hopper.

Oh, sexily. Oh, no, I tell you what, they had a bib. They were hot pants, but with a bib or something.

Yes, that's what the hot pants were in our day. Oh, where they? I think I'd say.

Yeah, that's what constituted my work, Pink Denny, with a sort of,

Gingham or Madras check patch pocket on the bib and a bit of trim on the pocket.

Basically, my friend Jill Zimkin was too long for them, because she was a long,

let me go. And I got, of course, I was bulging out of the my terrible knees and that was,

I think that was about nine or ten. It was definitely primary school, so that would be 1970,

if I was ten. Oh, sure. I would have been 15. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was just this

dodgy little thing with awful knees. Well, that's one of those ribs. Now, I didn't have the boobs.

I didn't have the boobs. See, I was a bit busty. I was a bit busty for a hot pant.

So you're a bit, you're a bit bulged. Yeah, you're a bit bulged. Yeah,

a bit bulged. I was bulging around the arse. You were bulging around the boobs. You can't

get it right. You know, where are you, dude? Where are you? Because you're not, you're not in

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