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it is. All righty there. Hey, you and welcome. My name is Mike, folks. And you're listening to the latest

and quite possibly the greatest ever episode of that chapter podcast.

So saddle yourselves in for quite a ride.

We've got guests.

Jim Carrey is going to make an appearance.

But best of all, I'm not going there.

See, I told you he'd be here.

But best of all, I'm sitting beside Dirty Keith, junior associate. To the stars. To the stars. To the star. He's back again, folks. I never left. Not yet. Not that you actually ever went. There was like one episode, I think, a couple of weeks ago where you weren't on it. And then every other episode, you've literally been on every other episode, I think. I'm just always here. I'm like a bad smell. Yeah, remember the first few episodes, like you were on?

And I'm like a bad smell.

Yeah, remember the first few episodes like you were on and I was like, oh, featuring Keith in this episode. And then I just was like, I'm not even got a bother putting the featuring on. Yeah, you just like, you kind of like latched your claws on there. I did. Yeah, I'm not leaving, man. I know. It's hard. Bad smell. Her don't want to push, you might say.

All right, well, that's fine.

Anyway, folks, that's fine.

Anyway, folks, today,

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