We're gonna go back to the progress. Okay. Where is my brother doing? I wonder what he's doing.

All right welcome everybody back. The hot marriage cool parent. That's my announcer voice.

Welcome to hot marriage cool parents. You used to have an announcer voice on

remember in the beginning of the podcast and I was like Doug you got your announcer voice on.

Regular. It's like I think I'm talking regular. But you would be like welcome back to

hot marriage cool parents. I was auditioning for anybody out there that needs a nasally

spokesman. I'm available. And I hired you right on the spot.

Welcome back to everyone who's listening. I'm your host Jamie Otis-Hainer. And I'm Douglas Hainer.

No Otis in there. I keep trying to convince him that he should add an Otis in there.

But he's yet to listen to me. Otis was my very first dog name when I was a kid. Not for nothing.

That's kind of fate. I guess. I'm not even kidding. I genuinely think there's something to that.

Like what are the chances that A you marry a stranger and B that stranger actually had a death.

I mean of all the last names that you could have picked you picked Otis. I didn't pick Otis.

Oh that's right. Well yeah I guess you could. My mom did. It wasn't my dad which that's a few

episodes back. Yes. I got my last name. Not for my father. I didn't know my father in speaking

of that dog last night. I had a dream about my father. So I met my father or geez listen to me.

Well we should we should kind of backpedal. So if anybody is new to hot marriage cool parents,

Jamie was searching and searching and searching. Pretty much her whole life to find out who

her real father was. I mean it was my whole life for 33 years. You went through how many

paternity tests? I thought four but then I talked to my mom and she said there was actually five

and I was like okay so I mean I was young. It sounds like a mori povich. I know what really does

but the only one that I remember I mean I went through a lot of paternity tests because when you're

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