Ep. 142: What Kids?

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa just want to have a good time this week while simultaneously not talking about being a parent! So, we talk about some remarkably not-kid-related stuff, from karaoke to what we'd do with a million dollars to favorite childhood memories. Don't worry, we can't spend an ENTIRE show avoiding the whole parents-of-young-kids thing. This episode has genius moments and failures, and some honest status updates from life at home, where Biz's family has put her to the test with multiple illnesses and Theresa's two-year-old is dong a great job...being a two-year-old. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is one bad mother.
0:18.3	This week on One Bad Mother, let's pretend we don't have kids again.
0:22.8	Plus, this is very, very done.
0:25.2	Theresa is doing everything next weekend,
0:28.0	and we talk to ourselves.
0:30.4	Woe! Our guests sound very exciting today. I'm so excited to talk to us.
0:37.0	Oh, I can't believe we booked us. I know, right? That was hard.
0:41.0	Oh, how are you? I'm actually pretty good. I know. I know. I feel so guilty whenever everything is okay.
0:54.6	But Oscar is, he's two years and four months
0:58.6	and he is like getting into terrible twos.
1:01.8	Like he's like starting to show like those
1:05.0	those little like precious little behaviors you know those little terrible twos
1:08.8	behaviors like those cute little yeah yeah yeah it's like you know just resisting every nap and every bedtime and just
1:16.6	everything is no and everything he wants a certain way and like loses his mind if he can't
1:21.7	have his way all that all that stuff and it's weird I'm taking it
1:25.7	way less personally this time I'm just like oh yeah he's doing that stuff there's that stuff
1:30.8	that's happening but one thing that's really kind of adorable
1:34.5	that he's doing is that he still has no concept of like time,
1:39.6	like future or past, whatever.
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