Taylor Swift could sway the presidential election votes of nearly one in five Americans.

A new poll from Newsweek has found that 18% of voters would be more likely or significantly more likely to vote for a candidate

if that candidate were endorsed by Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift, for those who don't know, is famous for writing songs specifically about her

terrible judgment in men. So for a decadent and crumbling republic that seems to

fit the bill perfectly.

I'm Michael Noles, this is the Michael Noles show. Welcome. Welcome back to the show. We might go to war with Iran. We'll get to that in a second.

Obviously, pretty urgent news. I will get to that because I have a take on the whole

situation that I haven't heard from anyone on the left or the right but first we

got to get to something more important which of course is the Taylor Swift conspiracy theory. I am not a big fan of the Taylor

conspiracy theories not because I don't believe in some conspiracies these days.

Obviously the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth is about six months now,

but the reason I don't really buy the Taylor conspiracy theories is because I'm inclined to like Taylor.

I know she's kind of a lib.

I know that her songs are not for me.

I don't think I would ever intentionally put on a Taylor Swift song. But I kind of like her because she's normal and she's just kind of pretty and she doesn't have all sorts of crazy tattoos and mutilations and

she doesn't you know I don't know she's just like pretty and she's dating a

football player and she sings about completely banal and ordinary subjects and I like that.

In a culture such as ours where you have Lil Noss X twirking on the devil himself and you got that

other rapper lady who's singing about being a

demon and you got that other rapper dude reenacting a Hieronymous Bosch painting where

people are walking into the mouth of the devil and and people are dying at his concerts and all in that

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