Ep. 136: These Toys Suck

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2016

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa return from the holidays to reflect on toys that suck and wonder: is this a good way to teach kids that life will never be what you expect and nothing's actually as cool as the advertisement suggests? Sure! Plus, Biz finds herself in a "Noon Year’s Eve" hell, Theresa is just glad it's all over, and we talk to blogger and author Kristin Quinn about Misadventures In Mommyhood. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore About our guest Kristin's blog: http://misadventuresinmommyhood.com/ Kristin's book: Misadventures in Mommyhood: the truth & nothing but the truth Kristin on twitter: https://twitter.com/KristinQuinnMom Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Bright, Echosmith, Talking Dreams, (http://www.echosmith.com also available on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is one bad mother.
0:18.3	This week, one bad mother, well that toys suck. This doesn't have a happy noon years Eve.
0:24.8	Teresa's happy the holidays are over and we talk to Kristen Quinn
0:28.8	from the Miss Adventures in mommyhood.
0:32.0	Woe! in mommyhood. Whoo!
0:35.0	It's over the holidays are over.
0:38.0	Everybody come out of your bathrooms.
0:41.0	I was about to sing a happy new year song, but I like yours better because that's actually more thrilling to me.
0:48.5	It's time for shitty jokes from six-year-olds about how's your year going
0:55.1	Those years flying by whatever. How are you Teresa? Oh my God I have missed you so much. I this is we've been off for one week. Yeah, it all falls apart. It really falls apart pretty fast. I actually was thinking we should make it mandatory that everybody go and find one person
1:16.2	that they meet with once a week lock themselves in a small room without any like
1:22.0	distractions yeah talk about shit room without any like distractions.
1:23.1	Yeah.
1:24.1	Talk about shit.
1:25.1	It's your one bad mother moment.
1:26.8	That is such a good idea.
1:28.9	This is the New Year's resolution we should be working for.
1:30.9	Yeah, everybody should have this. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, Chris and I are proof you don't have to start out necessarily knowing each other.
1:37.5	Yeah, totally. It would be good if you kind of like the person.
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