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Older and Wider Podcast

Ep 135. The one with a dead wasp, baby news and some bathroom colour regret.

Older and Wider Podcast

Older and Wider Podcast

Comedy, Unknown

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week on the podcast Jenny still has a clicky knee and some post decorating regret. Judith has some BIG news post baby gender reveal and the two bond over hypochondria corner.

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0:00.0

Yes, we are ready, Judith. Get yourself ready. Get yourself sorted. Are you dressed? Are you dressed? Are you up in dress?

0:08.0

I'm dressed me up for hours. I just made it. I only just made it to the podcast dress. I have to say, I was going to cook.

0:15.0

I was eating because we were going to record this at quarter to ten. I was still eating my boiled egg on toast at 43 at 9.43, I thought, bloody hell, I'm going to have to cook.

0:29.0

Yeah, well, I'm, we're very different, Judith, and that's is the joy of it. It wouldn't be any good. It wouldn't be good if we were exactly the same, because then we get really competitive.

0:40.0

And if you were really like me, then I've got sort of go over the top and try to be sort of more sloppy and sort of not getting up and not doing anything.

0:49.0

Would you? Is that the way you go? Yeah, yeah.

0:51.0

And if I was more like you, you'd be, we'd be so brusqued together and it would be swimming the channel every morning.

0:58.0

It would be, I don't know which is worse. I think the latter is probably worse.

1:04.0

No, I think there's a nice place in the middle that we both strive to get to that. None of us can quite reach.

1:10.0

Yes, yes. You know what I mean? Yes, I do. I do. It's like everybody needs to sort of be able to sort of tone themselves down a bit and then turn the dial back up

1:20.0

when appropriate. Right. Very good. Very good.

1:25.0

Anyway, so are you well? Are you well? Yes, yes. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay.

1:30.0

Oh dear, don't sound. Why what's happening this shit morning?

1:35.0

I've had a shit week. You had a shit week? Well no, the dishwasher's broken. I mean, you know, how can you be happy when you've got a broken dishwasher?

1:43.0

Yeah, you wake up in the morning. I mean, one reasons why I don't, I don't get up that easily.

1:48.0

I mean, we'll go to hyperconjure at corner later, but you know, I've still got, the knee is still hanging by throughout Judith.

1:55.0

It's not clicking notes. It's, I think it's sort of, it's unscrewed itself somehow. I don't know. It's really difficult to say that.

2:02.0

Is it giving way? People, I've heard people say that joints give way. Is that what I, once on the stairs earlier this week,

2:09.0

I had one of those chaotic falls with a cup of coffee. You did it.

2:14.0

Well, I did a bit. I wasn't using that because I'm, I don't use handrails. I'm just walking upstairs with a cup of coffee.

2:19.0

And suddenly, you know, I'm sprawled, Judith. I'm sprawled in this coffee everywhere.

2:24.0

How boring is that? Well, you get out to start using the blood of your stare rails, aren't you?

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