Ep 126 | John Bolton is the World's Most Dangerous Mustache | Guest: Jason Buttrill
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2019
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Tensions are escalating with Iran. Are we cruising towards war or just blustering? Jason Buttrill joins Heaton to explain the Trump Doctrine and whether or not you should bet on "we're going to bomb Iran" on a game show.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm |
| 0:10.0 | welcome to something's off with Andrew Heaton. I'm Andrew Heaton and I'm back in Texas. |
| 0:16.0 | Hey, do you guys know John Bolton, President Trump's National Security Advisor? |
| 0:21.0 | I do actually. We used to hang out in the green room at |
| 0:23.9 | Fox Business and talk about Henry Kissinger and I'll tell you what I told him the |
| 0:27.8 | last time I saw him. Ambassador you have a standing invitation to my birthday party |
| 0:32.0 | but also I would absolutely vote for a |
| 0:35.2 | law banning you from holding federal office ever again. |
| 0:39.4 | And now that he's actually in federal office again, I think I might retract the birthday invitation |
| 0:45.1 | based on his deadly Tom Foolery. Yes, I said it, Tom Foolery. So right now if one of |
| 0:51.0 | you listeners would like to try to get a law forbidding John Bolton from holding office I will |
| 0:54.7 | Happily join you in promoting it because don't let the mustache fool you. John Bolton is a dangerous man. He's dangerous because he's never seen a situation he did not think |
| 1:06.7 | could be improved by marching ten platoons of U.S. soldiers directly into it. |
| 1:12.0 | For example, right now I highly suspect John Bolton is thinking |
| 1:16.1 | about how to deploy US troops into HBO's offices to install a US friendly |
| 1:21.6 | king on the iron throne. |
| 1:23.0 | Lines are too long at a football game? |
| 1:25.0 | Send in a division of tanks. |
| 1:27.0 | Feels kind of muggy outside? |
| 1:29.0 | Add a missile installation in Taiwan. |
| 1:31.0 | Let's say plaque is on the rise and dentists recommend flossingmore. |
| 1:38.0 | John Bolton's solution would be to send in the green beret to the US Dental Council and start taking hostages |
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