Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host

Andrew Heaton and you're listening to the most aerodynamic podcast on the market.

It's Friday. We're going to do a Friday release valve if you're new to the program.

That's where I give up on trying

to be substantive for the week we're done we've already done that I had to read an

entire book and then talk about it we're just going to kick around fun headlines

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My guest today, Kevin Seefreed, comedian, extraordinary.

We've had to be on the program previously, but now we're doing it in the studio, Kevin.

I know.

Life changing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're're gonna kick around funny headlines today I'll

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