As you know, I'm a simple man, not as simple as you, obviously, but still, there are times when

the issues of the day grow too complex for me to comprehend. And in those moments, when I feel

lost and confused, then, just like you, I look for answers in the wisdom and moral insight

of men like Hunter Biden. For example, take the recent controversies over

illegal immigration. In my charming, dimple-cheeked innocence, I always thought, hey, no one is above the

law, illegal immigrants have broken the law, ICE is authorized to enforce the law, so what's the problem?

But then I consult the wisdom of Hunter

Biden, who recently said, quote, and this is a real quote, people are really upset about illegal

immigration. F you. How do you think you have food on your effing table? Who do you think

washes your dishes? Who do you think does your

effing garden? Unquote. And of course, when I realized it was illegal immigrants who put food on our

tables and wash our dishes and tend our gardens, I immediately had my wife deported. But Hunter

Biden is not our only source of political wisdom in this crazy world.

We can also turn to Hollywood actors, because surely, if Hunter Biden's life is an example of

probity to us all, then Hollywood actors have many important ideas. Jeff Daniels, for instance,

is an actor so talented, he can make even the most implausible characters

seem vividly real, like when he played James Comey as an honest man. A shallow observer like myself,

or even a shallower observer like yourself, might look at the second Trump administration

and see massive tax cuts, secure borders, so my wife

can't sneak back into the country, billions in tariff revenues, low inflation, no nuclear

weapons for Islamists who believe the end of days will come just as soon as they get nuclear

weapons, and you might think, wow, I'm sure glad I voted for Donald Trump, but not Jeff Daniels. Jeff says,

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