Knowledgeable sources say the Trump administration is being torn to pieces by its mishandling of the Epstein scandal.

Although in its first six months, the administration has scored a string of successes so long you couldn't read it in the time it took to achieve it,

knowledgeable sources on both the left and the writer saying that the poor handling of the Epstein story should erase all those

successes so that commentators can continue to scream in outrage tones with the veins in their

necks bulging out while their audience clenches their fists and shouts, yeah, in gravely voices,

even though they're listening to complete crap. Although Trump has tried to argue that all is well in an administration that

has closed the border, helped neutralize Iran, and operated the government at a surplus for the

first time in over 20 years, knowledgeable sources report that in fact everything is coming

apart at the seams, if indeed everything has seams, which remains just one more open question in the Epstein

case. One knowledgeable source, for instance, says that FBI deputy director Dan Bongino

recently clashed with Attorney General Pam Bonding, bowing that he would unleash a vengeance

more horrible than her wildest imagination if Bondi did not release more information

about Epstein or at least stop wearing those pantsuits that keep reminding him of Hillary Clinton,

which is just making him crazy in the head. The knowledgeable source says Bongino then put

Bondi in a chokehold and the two rolled around on the floor in a cloud of dust with various

articles of jewelry and clothing flying out of it until a stalemate was declared, and they

moved on to the next agenda item, which was a potato sack race.

Another knowledgeable source reports that FBI director Cash Patel's girlfriend obviously must

have enlisted him in the Israeli intelligence agency

Mossad because how else can anyone explain why a woman that beautiful would go out with a guy

who looks like Kash Patel, especially when the knowledgeable source was sitting right there

in plain sight and would have gladly worked for Mossad or anyone else if Cash Patel's girlfriend

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