Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton and if the multiverse theory is correct

There is a world in which you are Andrew Heaton think about that next time you're high.

Guys, we're going to do another installment of alienating the audience today

where I do my darndest to shake you loose from the program with an unrelenting torrent of nerd talk.

And today that nerd talk is going to be focused on Game of Thrones.

So I'm warning you now, this episode is chock full of spoilers.

Right out the gate.

If you are not up to date on Game of Thrones,

turn off this podcast.

Take three days off work.

I give you permission.

Catch up and then jump back on board.

And while you're taking three days off, why not eat some delicious breakfast

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and you're on earth collecting plant samples with your alien buddies.

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Freeze aliens, it's ice! shouts one of them.

Get in the van!

We're taking you back to Mexico.

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