Ep 121 | Mother's Day Special
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2019
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
It's that time of year again! The mistletoe is hanging in the doorway, all the snow has been shoveled, and there's a glass of wine just waiting on the kitchen counter for that special person. Snuffy's Diner is proud to sponsor this year's Mother's Day Special!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the Something's Off with Andrew Heaton Mother's Day Special. |
| 0:18.0 | We wish you a happy Mother's Day. |
| 0:22.0 | We wish you a happy Mother's Day. We wish you a happy Mother's Day. We wish you a happy |
| 0:26.7 | Mother's Day to you and your mom. Good tidings we bring to you and your mom. |
| 0:35.0 | We use her HBO password to watch Game of Thrones. |
| 0:39.8 | We wish you a happy Mother's Day. |
| 0:42.2 | We wish you a happy Mother's Day. We wish you a happy Mother's Day. We wish you a |
| 0:45.6 | happy Mother's Day to you and your mom. Is your mom married or single right now? if she's in the market tell her I said hi we wish you a |
| 0:59.4 | happy mother's day we wish you a happy mother's day we wish you a happy Mother's Day. We wish you a happy Mother's Day to you and your mom. |
| 1:09.0 | Something's Off with Andrew Heaton's Mother's Day Special is brought to you by Snuffies off Route 44. |
| 1:16.0 | Snuffies is a great American diner with good food, affordable prices, where all of the |
| 1:20.6 | waiters and waitresses ride horses when taking your orders and serving your food. |
| 1:25.9 | Every meal is delivered from horseback to you, your family, and your very welcome mother. |
| 1:31.4 | You might think Snuffies would have a bunch of gimmicks to lure in moms and |
| 1:34.8 | families to the diner on Mother's Day, but every day is Mother's Day at |
| 1:38.8 | Snuffies and every day has great deals for the whole family. What's special is that on Mother's Day, Snuffy's |
| 1:46.3 | owner, Tom Snuffhouser, takes Terence the Emotional Therapy Horse to the local hospital |
| 1:51.4 | maternity ward to pass out brisket to new mothers. |
| 1:55.0 | I've never given birth to a kid before, but I have to imagine you get pretty tuckered out from two to three hours of labor. |
| 2:01.0 | Wouldn't it be nice to have a stranger burst into your room |
| 2:04.3 | unannounced with a steaming plate of brisket? On horseback? I'd sure want to |
| 2:09.7 | replenish my iron levels after all that blood loss and babies love ponies so this is a |
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