Ep. #121: A Swapcast with comedian Jessimae Peluso

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2016

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

(L-R) Stanhope, Chaille, & Jessimae Peluso
Jessimae Peluso's "Sharp Tongue Podcast"
Pre Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Memoir" on Amazon

A Swapcast with comedian Jessiemae Peluso (Stand-Up, MTV's "Girl Code", Funny or Die, World's Funniest Fails).
Recorded Jan. 19, 2016 in the new Funhouse Studio in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Jessimae Peluso (@JessimaePeluso), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
LINKS -
TIO CEDDY'S - http://www.tioceddy.com/
JESSIMAE PELUSO: SHARP TONGUE - apple.co/1UhQP8w Twitter - @JessimaePeluso
Felicia Michaels - bit.ly/1KvPntP
Yannis Pappas - http://yannispappas.net/
ROB DUKES – GENERATION KILL - https://twitter.com/rob_dukes
BIG JAY OAKERSON - https://twitter.com/bigjayoakerson
OWEN BENJAMIN - https://twitter.com/OwenBenjamin Hedberg Joke – "I write jokes for a living, man. See I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that’s funny and then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen’s too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain’t funny."
The Impractical Jokers - @truTVjokers
Pre-Order Doug's book “DIGGING UP MOTHER” through Amazon athttp://amzn.to/1NXiQy5
Brian Hennigan's book, "Patrick Robertson: A Tale Of Adventure" Available now -http://ataleofadventure.com/
Closing Songs, "Party Time" by The Mattoid. Check out The Mattoid on iTunes.
Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh, dates. Here you do that. I don't even know what my dude are. You're the straight man. Oh, yeah, where do you go next?
0:07.0	Let me read your sheet and see.
0:10.0	Oh, I'm in Addison in two days. I knew that part. That's the weird one. Like you're going for you did Tucson last night.
0:20.0	Oh, with Tempe. Yeah, oh, Tempe and then Addison and then San Francisco. Yeah. Isn't weird. That's great routing.
0:29.0	Coming from LA, right? Yeah. My routing is the worst. It's like East Coast winner. What's that your manager? Does he need a t-shirt? No.
0:36.0	That's my man.
0:43.0	You're just getting into the beefy. You're like Chelsea handler. I am. Yeah. Well, you have some gorgeous man boy that doesn't say anything.
0:51.0	Where's it? Where's this weird like open shave chest thing just just to show off?
1:01.0	And he was with it because we got burnt and he was unsure about wearing that because you didn't want to have like a burnt chest.
1:07.0	I thought she was on one of those combo tours. It's been shitty weather in Arizona. We did a fake tan.
1:14.0	Oh, yeah, yeah. I get that vitamin D and somehow fake vitamin D. Is it real vitamin D? Well, you know, it causes cancer supposedly, but obviously I'm not worried.
1:26.0	But the cancer is your fisting and drinking smoking. Yes. I don't know. But looking good on top of that, I'm not taking those kind of chances. I'd rather be pasty.
1:37.0	That's just an added pressure. It's just added step to maintain a lot of people. They play Phoenix, Tempe, Macy's, Scottsdale, the Quad cities.
1:49.0	Yeah. Go, hey, I'm in your town. It's fucking Arizona. Yeah, Arizona is huge.
1:55.0	To get to Vegas is like nine and a half hours and that's boarded a border of Arizona. Yeah. So yeah, yeah.
2:02.0	They don't understand. They don't understand the proximity of the other places because yeah, they don't they don't drive you drove.
2:09.0	Yeah, I drive within five hours like the gig five, six hours. I'll drive because I can bring my dogs. Yeah.
2:15.0	And not be on a dirty ass airplane. We brought our dogs. We brought one dog on a road trip back when Ikebada was a puppy.
2:24.0	And we left it in the car for a minute and it chewed through the seat and the seat belts and
2:31.0	Chaley was going ballistic and that's the car. Well, it was a puppy then.
2:36.0	They get to choose everything when they're puppies. It would have been better if Ikebada actually chewed through the shoulder strap.
2:43.0	But he ate it down to where there was just a thin like cheese slicer of that of that seat seat belt material,
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