Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton and you have the

tidiest hedges of anyone in town. It's like they're getting a haircut on a regular basis.

So tidy. Today it's Friday. We're going to do a Friday release

valve episode. That means that here in a minute I'm going to bring on my

friend and federal comedian Lou Perez to kick around some of the more

obscure yet awesome headlines of the week. We're going to make no effort to be full of substance.

We did that all the rest of the week. If you're new to the program, there was really good substance.

Monday through Thursday, Friday, we're just going to have fun. But before we do that, we do have to pay the bills and we're going to do it a little bit differently than we usually do. My producer Jennings said that he has come up with his own commercial that we're going to do today.

So Jennings, do you want to come out?

We'll advertise the product?

And for, this might be, is this your first time on camera?

For people that have the blaze at home?

Very well may be.

Audience, Jennings, Jennings, Jennings,

audience.

So yeah, what are we going to do? Well, the good folks over at Liquid Meats have sent us a

sample and so today you're going to drink a liquid smoothie, a beef smoothie.

Jennings, I think we were running kind of short on time and for that reason I think it's just a good idea that you, you know, maybe leave a beef smoothie in my dressing room and I'll get to that later and we just move on with the show.

Well actually heiten I've got all the equipment here should just take a moment and honestly

I think you could use the energy for the show.

Plus our sponsors are watching. Hello out there and I think they'd really like to see you

drink a piece of smoothie. So I just going to set that up for you.

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