Ep 119: Lost WhatsApp's, memories gone & former-footballer fiascos

The Trawl

Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss

Politics, Government, News

4.6 • 708 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Sunak and Johnson have both lost their whatsapp messages - the ones which were sent when they were Prime Minster and Chancellor and in charge. It's 'such' a coincidence and makes total sense that it's magically happened to both of them. Jemma and Marina are totally convinced - honest guv. Marina's worried about Sunak's memory too. The poor sausage can't recall anything. Jemma suggest fish oils maybe? Still, Dorries is on hand to thoroughly discredit her love, Johnson, without even realising she's doing it. In fact, in her world she's supporting him, it's quite a talent. Lineker is blowing up X again by daring to reply to people and Mone has paid for a documentary which is entirely neutral and fair. In other news Joey Barton has decided women shouldn't be allowed to commentate on football. Marina and Jemma have a lot to say on this and just hope Joey is alright with that. Oh and Farage is back from the jungle having come in at 'who cares' third place. Pudding is quite sublime and suitably festive. Politics Joe have pulled it out the bag again. Enjoy! Thank you for sharing and do tweet us @MarinaPurkiss @jemmaforte @TheTrawlPodcast Patreon https://patreon.com/TheTrawlPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Tax Act can think of a million things more fun than filing taxes.
0:04.0	Tax Act is going to name some now.
0:07.0	Sitting in traffic.
0:08.0	Folding a fitted bed sheet.
0:11.0	Listening to your coworker talk about his fantasy team.
0:14.0	Digging a hole.
0:16.0	Digging an even larger hole next to that original hole.
0:19.0	Unfortunately, Tax Act's filing software can't make taxes fun,
0:24.3	but Tax Act can help you get them done.
0:27.5	Tax Act, let's get them over with.
0:30.1	Keep being the role models that you can continue to be,
0:32.5	to all those young girls that are told, no, you can't.
0:35.7	Football is a better place with us all in it goodbye hello and welcome
0:43.6	to the troll where we scroll through social media so you don't have to i'm jemma forte and i'm marina
0:49.7	perkins and jemma have you still got those WhatsApp you sent me from the summer when we did Wilderness Festival and you were all croaky voice? Do you remember we played one of them on this pod at the time? No. What do you mean? No. No, no. New phone. Reboot, Marina. A factory reset. Oh, wing, wing, wangang-a-lang. Bullshit, wing, wing, langa-lan.
1:13.5	No.
1:14.1	Oh, that makes sense.
1:15.4	Okay, fine, fine.
1:16.5	I mean, it's weird because I've changed phones
1:18.6	and I've got all my old WhatsApps,
1:20.4	like pre-babies, pre-marriage, pre-Ben,
1:24.2	pre-not-knowing how to spot, you know, fuck boys.
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