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🗓️ 15 January 2016
⏱️ 83 minutes
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0:23.6 | Actually, I put away all the |
0:27.8 | Christmas cards |
0:29.4 | New years cards holiday all the shit that comes in packages, but your your name was in everyone like especially Chad Shank |
0:38.3 | Fuck get Chad Shank love Chad Shank |
0:41.5 | So yeah, thanks guys. I got a lot of well wishes on Twitter too mix it hard to hate everybody |
0:48.5 | Everybody's so nice to me. Not impossible. It's just hard. Oh, I don't they're very far away from me, so I can like them |
0:55.2 | Yeah, I always feel bad when I wake up and check my Twitter or email and |
1:02.4 | Someone's just saying something nice or offering something nice some girl |
1:08.4 | I thought it'd be great if you could come from my friend's birthday party or her birthday party |
1:15.0 | To do a small show for my friends. I don't know what your personal appearance fee is and I'm like I'm gonna go to your fucking |
1:21.6 | I'm like, that's just nice. They wouldn't even want you |
1:25.2 | Shut up |
1:30.3 | That falls under the category don't meet your idols. Yeah, yeah |
1:35.4 | I'll have no idea for the most part comedy is such an abstract art form that people don't |
1:43.0 | I think they go to maybe once a year if at all. I mean there's some hardcore as it go a lot |
1:48.3 | But most people couldn't name a fucking current stand-up comic me included like I was trying to find a reference for |
1:55.2 | New bad comedian like who's the next guy? Everyone hates the you know dain cooker Larry the cable guy |
2:02.6 | I have no fucking idea |
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