The AMC networks have attached a trigger warning to the classic mafia movie Goodfellows.

The warning reads, quote, and as God is my witness, I'm not making this up,

this film includes language and or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers unquote

Apparently AMC was concerned the violent some viewers, unquote.

Apparently, AMC was concerned the violent antics of Robert DeNiro and Joe Peshi

would offend those viewers who wish to include and tolerate Italian Americans,

so Italian Americans won't set their restaurant on fire and

empty a 38 into their face before burying their bullet-rittled body in the Jersey Pine Barons.

Now, some people may feel that putting a trigger warning on Martin Scorsese's

greatest film is an idea so stupid it must have been dreamed up by some dribble-faced

DEI higher who can't tell the difference between sensitivity and a whoopi cushion.

But AMC defended the action in a statement issued by Paul Dribbleface, Vice President

in charge of sensitivity or whoopi cushions, like whichever.

The Dribble Face statement reads, quote, me are putting warning words on moving picture

story to show watching people's AMC be sensitivity like

toward Italian Americans so Italian Americans don't kill us because they is all

gangsters." The statement goes on to say that AMC will be adding appropriate trigger warnings to other classic movies as well.

For instance, Stephen Spielberg's Schindler's List will now come with a warning that reads,

this film depicts virulent anti-Semitism

followed by the mass slaughter of Jews

as if that were a bad thing

and may therefore offend students at Harvard University.

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