You know, some people say that Americans are politically divided.

And sure, that's true in some ways, like the fact that we're on the brink of civil war,

but that doesn't mean we can't all get along.

Because in fact, when it comes to the far left and the far right they really have a lot in common.

Now of course the far left and the far right are in different situations.

The far left owns the presidency, the Senate, the deep state, the news media,

Hollywood, and academia, or as they call themselves the resistance.

So they're trying to figure out whether to destroy the country by polluting the

minds of children with sexual deviance or by

printing so much worthless money it's cheaper to start World War 3 than to buy a loaf of bread.

The far right owns the comments section of Infowars and some really cool Star Trek memorabilia,

so they're trying to figure out how much Fortnite they can charge to their mother's credit card before she catches on.

But once you get past these superficial differences, the two sides are so similar, they really should be the best of friends.

For instance, they both hate Jews. The far left hates Jews because Jews won't allow their race to be exterminated in order to put an end to genocide.

Also, Jews have been oppressed by racism more than any other people,

yet they use education and intact families to thrive without government assistance,

which would be disastrous for the left if blacks ever caught on.

The far right hates Jews because they have big noses and rub their hands together

while chuckling in a sinister manner before unleashing their space lasers on

Hollywood. Plus they've enlisted hundreds of eminent historians to perpetuate

the myth of the Holocaust with photographs and

documentation whereas if you only read one article by a hate-filled lunatic you

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