Hey, what's going on America?

Well, Alyssa was not ready to start the show, and I did that completely on-premise to throw her off base.

Let's see. There's a couple things to talk about. This week, no, you can't have my stress ball.

I've got a stress ball. I bought me a little, well, it's not, I don't think it's actually like a medical stress ball.

No, I think it is...

Is there medical stress ball?

I think there's the dollar tree as well.

I found we were at the dollar general the other day, and I found this squishy little basketball.

Which the kids want to steal.

And I meant for it just to stay in my office, but I have found myself subconsciously carrying it everywhere.

I didn't even realize it was in my car this morning. I took it from the car to the office.

We walk over here from the office and I realized I have taken you with me.

You're going to become like that.

See the office.

OCD, like I have to have my stress ball.

I have to have my butt stuck in his thumb.

I'm working on hand-eye coordination as we speak. I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm throwing the ball.

Yeah, the stress ball, the fidget spinner is the modern-day stress ball.

Yeah, if you would.

Thank God that ended.

Oh, I mean, that was a nightmare.

I mean, it was...

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