Ep 1131: Beach Vibes and Alien DNA

Opie Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie and Ron for a wild ride in this episode as they celebrate Opie’s birthday with oceanfront dreams of barbecues, bikinis, and rock music during Memorial Day weekend. The duo dives into city frustrations—dog poison scares, brutal traffic, and overpriced Knicks playoff tickets favoring celebrities like Lenny Kravitz over hardcore fans. They break down NBA playoff predictions (OKC vs. Pacers), dissect a bizarre Mexican naval ship crash into the Brooklyn Bridge, and revisit Andy Kaufman’s epic trolling. Things get cosmic as Ron spins theories on alien DNA, Atlanteans creating minotaurs, and the one-electron universe, while Opie grounds the convo with skepticism and a nod to his dad’s pig valve transplant. From YouTube’s touchy medical rules to rants about one-hit-wonder Seal, this episode is a chaotic blend of personal anecdotes, hot takes, and mind-bending tangents. Don’t miss Opie’s emotional plan to witness a seal release and their nostalgic nod to satellite radio’s free-speech days!

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0:00.0	Let's swim to the moon, baby on a moonlight drive.
0:08.6	I'm in a doors loop.
0:10.6	Oh, my God.
0:11.5	Good morning, everybody.
0:12.2	Welcome to my live stream.
0:13.4	Yeah, we're at the ocean, my happy place.
0:16.8	And I couldn't be more excited about it.
0:20.7	Absolutely. I want to say hi to a few people.
0:23.0	We got Mike A. Mikey Grisman. How are you, brother? Hope you're doing well. We got Tuna Alt.
0:29.0	We got TMK86. We got JMR 369 off the Twitter. We got Nick. What's going on? Nick? How you been, brother?
0:38.7	I'm at the ocean because I got a birthday coming soon.
0:44.2	And I decided to start celebrating a little early.
0:46.9	So I came out here because the fishing is fantastic.
0:51.9	They're catching striped bass in that ocean right now. So I came out for a couple
0:56.3	days, a little birthday present for myself. I'm going to be hanging hopefully with my brother
1:02.1	today and a couple of the friends. We're going to be on that beach all day fishing. I'm just
1:07.0	all about it. That's for sure. John Coards down there in Philly. How are you, brother?
1:11.3	Got Jamie Lane. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. RJ Henters. Good
1:15.4	morning. Scott Watson. Good morning. Middeggity. How are you, brother? You missed the bite.
1:23.1	I don't know. They're still catching them, though. They're still catching them. I hope I didn't
1:26.9	miss the bite because my friend Chris, aka Fish Guy, photos.
1:30.2	He's just sending me drone footage where there's a striped bass for days as far as the eye can see.
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