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Ep. 112 - We hosted a tournament with the biggest Pro Gamers

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The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys talk about new ideas for Ludwig's video, hosting the world's greatest gamer tournament, and how a hacker tried to take down the event...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, we need we need to intro it. This is my requirement for slime because he was late and he got coffee bears.

0:20.1

I should start I should start doing requirements for you when you're late this morning. They would stack up to like

0:25.6

40 and I feel shamed and I do them. You don't think of it. I thought of it. Look, this is this is great. No, but do not talk to me until I've had my coffee.

0:39.9

Why do you say that? I can't cop to why I have to say that.

0:46.6

Slime was late today. I'm making him suffer by making him do punishments. A boomer joke from a woman who works in accounting.

0:56.4

Yeah, the chugie core. Yeah, chugie core. Oh, I love that word chugie. You know, the word itself is chugie. Why? It's just out. Wait, what do you mean? I know that it's out. What is that? It's out amongst two.

1:08.4

He's out. He means you can't say. Well, it's because he can't. It's for our generation. It's for millennia. Do you have any chugie friends?

1:17.2

I don't know that you can't say that we're chugie friends. Are you? We have to actually have our team. Yeah, please. That's where all of us. He says that.

1:26.8

Why can't I say that? Because it's like if you were to say the N word.

1:29.2

Chugie. Oh, the hard. Why did it? That was really gross. That was weird.

1:35.2

Weird. And he called before the pot. He called donut holes. Timbits. Yeah. Let's talk about it. It's not donut holes. It's munchkin. It was a munchkin.

1:44.0

It was fun. I think it offensively. It was like spider-man thing. We walked up to my desk with the with the timbits. He pulled out the box. And I was like, oh, timbits.

1:54.8

He takes the box away. I was sitting outside this argument because he's like, it's munchkins. It's tidbits. And it's like two colorblind people arguing if a ruby's cube is solved. And I'm like, you're both so wrong.

2:06.8

I love Dunkin. I'm gonna go to Duncan so much this past month. This is not sponsored content. It's not. Why is it front and center? Get it out of here.

2:14.8

No, no, it's sorry. We need to take the comfort a little bit like a monitor. I want people to go to Duncan. I like going there because they treat me like a piece of shit.

2:22.8

That is how that is how people in fucking we do that all we know what nobody wants to be there. And I'm like, give me a coffee and like, fine.

2:31.8

You got treated too good for too long and that old nice coffee shop. Yeah, I'm ready to be treated like trash. And what's funny is they treat you trash online as well because they're trying to door dash it.

2:41.8

And I want to order munchkins. You couldn't pick the flavors. Yeah, because if you door dash, if you door dash, Duncan donuts.

2:47.8

So wait, you're making the door dash person select the munchkins because they like it's like they box it. They box it before. And so the only thing Duncan lets you do is like surprise me.

2:59.8

Oh wow, that's so funny. You can order 50 and it's just all surprise me. You can order five. It's still surprise me.

3:05.8

It's like shit like like like take it like they're busing a table. I'm at no worker at Duncan donuts. They get the surprise me. They're like, oh my god. I'm gonna pick the best five.

3:16.8

I'm like, I'm fucking get the munchkins. You pick 50 and the same one for sure. Not everyone who works at Duncan's from Boston.

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