Ep 112: Faking Seizures

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode: A wife lies about having seizures to her husband, a teacher is reported to the principle for singling out a kid, a boyfriend is getting spritzed by cologne without his knowledge, and a listener's dad steals over $40,000! We also rate a few "They're a 10 but" like all of the cool TikTokers do. Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Lying About Seizures DELETED Reporting Teacher to Principle Boyfriend Cologne DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Box Fumbling 2:54 Intro 3:27 Mail Time 8:17 Apple Review 9:46 Lying About Seizures 18:17 Reporting Teacher 31:38 Break 32:06 CJ: They're a 10 BUT 47:51 LS: Dad Stole $40k 50:44 Bf is Getting Spritz'd 1:00:28 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Mike Telly. Hey, I'm Jesse Maple Luso. Together, we are the host of The Duce podcast.
0:04.8	Why is it called The Duce? Because there's two of us. There's two of us. Mike, if you had to
0:08.1	describe this podcast in three words, what would it be? Me funny one.
0:12.5	Listen to The Duce every week. Two episodes every Tuesday and Friday.
0:18.4	Hello, judges. Pod and main feed listeners. I have a treat for all you wonderful
0:23.4	piss boys, piss girls, and yeah, even the piss NBs out there. We have released a new merch,
0:27.8	so please head on over to store.streamelements.com slash judges pod. Check out some piss baby bucket hats,
0:34.0	maybe a judgey's logo mug, or even a cat eating an egg on a beanie. That link is in the description,
0:39.3	again, guys, store.streamelements.com slash JUDGIS pod.
0:47.6	Hello internet and welcome back to Game Theory, the only podcast where we're the judges. My name is
0:56.6	Josh. We're not game theory. We're the judges. And my name is Rick. And my name is Christian.
1:05.8	And we are the judges. Internet. I feel like it's a halfway decent Matthew Patrick. I don't know
1:14.4	who that is or what that podcast is, but like the YouTube show. Sure. But it's a very huge,
1:22.6	successful YouTube channel. Okay. Well, anyway, tell them what we do. Just straight into it.
1:30.9	We don't just podcast on this podcast. We also open mail on this podcast. That's right. And I
1:36.5	didn't pre-open. So now you get to see me fumble around with the box. Uh, who are you? Aurora?
1:44.6	Yeah, I'm inadequate in the bedroom with my phone. I like it.
1:48.4	Did you like that? Emo Joseph? How do I allow this package in the world?
1:58.5	I really got to keep a knife in here. It's like the opposite of ASMR going on over there.
2:03.2	Just use that, the hammer. That would be so much easier than the fucking nail. Oh my god,
2:10.0	Joshua. Do we remember what the red red's boo?
2:15.0	Airhorn. On the red. Second airhorn. Airhorn, but it's slowed down by 2% like Emo Joseph is.
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