Ep. 112 - 40 Feet Of Time-Traveling Butter

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

This week, Zach “Hammer” Miller and Captain Frank Campbell join forces to overtake Skein Bag Sam, we bring the smoke to the gambling hall and get on a hot brown streak, plead with nine cable access viewers to help us feel our hands, and discuss how soup isn’t really that good.

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0:00.0	Do you live in the Greater Port St. Lucie, Florida area and are tired of contractors not showing up to their appointments,
0:06.9	or if they do show up, they get out of an unregistered Camry and have as many brain cells as teeth?
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0:39.6	www.quality-sprinkler.com.
0:42.1	Because we at Quality know that you are tired of everyone's shit too.
0:52.6	Zach thinks there should be a statue of him at the Buffalo Airport.
0:55.8	I'm pretty sure there already is.
0:57.1	I think it's already been cast or carved or however they do.
0:59.7	Either that or I kind of want like a statue on the corner of Fort Niagara.
1:04.9	She's sitting there and I got customers and we're waiting to go out.
1:09.3	And what does she say?
1:10.9	Tell us.
1:11.9	Itchy cat.
1:13.0	Itchy cat.
1:14.6	Frank's a gentleman.
1:17.0	Frank's a gentleman.
1:18.6	A lot of portable oxygen tanks.
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